BITE SIZE THEATRE AT SMITHS

** Wednesday & Thursday both sold out so we've added an extra performance on Sunday 29Jan 

 Meals 3pm / 3.30pm, performance 5pm. £20 for theatre performance PLUS Sunday Roast  - 

or Fixed Price main course - with a small starter or cup of coffee. Ring 0161 788 7343 to book ** 

Wednesday 25th January and Thursday 26th January 2012

'DISORDERED SPEECH' THEATRE COMPANY PRESENTS

'Getting There'

A new play by Anne Neville 

telling the darkly comic story of one woman's power struggle with her Sat Nav

Tables 6.00pm / 6.30pm   Performance 8.15pm

 TICKETS:  £20 for a meal from our 'small dishes' theatre menu PLUS performance

( choose four from the selection of small dishes )

  OR If you want to eat from our usual menus, we'll add £8.50 per person to your bill for theatre tickets

Ring 0161 788 7343 To Book

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PREVIOUS PRODUCTIONS AT SMITHS

'YOU'RE NEVER TOO OLD'  by Steve Wood

An 'Organised Chaos' Production

A funny and poignant look at two people pondering vital issues like “Does God Exist” and “ Why do you get an ‘ooh’ with Typhoo ? ”  

They don’t have any answers and they don’t have much time. Perhaps they should settle  for simply growing old disgracefully…….

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TRAVELS WITH MY BOGGART

A family play for Halloween written and performed 

by Louise Nulty and Jacqueline Pilton

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Happystorm Theatre and Breathe Out Theatre production of

Rob Johnston's Absurdist Comedy  "The Myth of Escape"

“Sum up the world in exactly seven words”
“Can’t be done. It can’t be done, mate…”
“Everything is permitted, but nothing goes unpunished.   Now you.”

Billy finds himself in a cell next to Alex.   Neither are sure what they have done wrong......Perhaps nothing...... 

* * * * * Real, raw and utterly compelling, The Public Reviews on The Crypt Project

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ORGANISED CHAOS PRODUCTIONS

‘Peacefully at Home’   by Nicola Schofield.      Directed by Emma Hatcher

  As Bridget and her children gather to say goodbye to their father, long held secrets threaten to be revealed - and new ones may be created.   

Some audience feedback for 'Peacefully at Home' from Smiths' audiences:

'Well written, thoughtful and compelling script' ;    'Beautiful emotionally charged performances' ;    'Fantastic play, really enjoyed it 5/5'.

For more information about Organised Chaos Productions ...... click here 

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TWO NEW SHORT PLAYS by MIKE STEWART

‘The Road to Denshaw’s Farm’  Performed by Les Kinsey & Directed by Elaine McCann

AND  ‘Carole at Christmas’   Performed by Liz Titley & Directed by Alan Titley

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ON THE SPOT

An evening of improvised comedy with Louise Nulty and Jacky Pilton

Smiths'  first venture into impro was a great success.

We enjoyed it .... and we THINK that Lou and Jackie enjoyed it too.... !

Sherlock Holmes and Miss Marple ... as Mancunians... on a case together ... unforgettable !!

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DOMESTIC BLISS    by Roy Knowles

   A hilarious 'Romeo and Juliet' tale for the 21st Century ..........

..... featuring daytime television, DNA tests, lie detectors ... and a baby called Hollyblossom Louise !!

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LORD ARTHUR SAVILE'S CRIME

by Oscar Wilde 

Adapted by Martin Harris and performed by Martin Harris and James Anning 

A Rocket Theatre Production

FOR REVIEWS OF THIS SHOW, CLICK HERE AND HERE

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New Attitude Theatre Co

'SAFE HANDS'   a new play by Jayne Marshall

Playing it's opening night at Smiths before moving to other venues in and around Manchester

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Breathe Out Theatre Company 

'Einstein's Daughter' by Rob Johnson

A stunning performance of a breathtaking new play - the final night of its successful nationwide tour

 

Organised Chaos Productions presents

A new play by Lindsay Kernahan     Directed by Emma France

"AFTERNOON TEA"

Performed by:    Diane Rimmer    Celia Carron    Julie Burrows       Lawrence Pickford 

CLICK HERE FOR MORE INFORMATION ABOUT ORGANISED CHAOS PRODUCTIONS

 

Two new one - act plays performed  by CAFÉ SOCIETY

‘Me and Ray (The other Lowry) ’       by Duncan Battman

A play about Ray Lowry, the Salford artist  who designed the iconic ‘London Calling’ album cover for the Clash. 

   Performed by Mark Butt        Directed by John Cunningham

‘So,  Sinatra’      by Peter Harrison

A candid insight into the life and work of one of the world’s greatest singers     Performed by Martin Oldfield        Directed by David Beddy

 

'HUMAN HABITATION'   

Written by Rob Johnston         Performed by 'Breathe Out' Theatre company

Michael's come to town looking for a new life ... Frank' s meant to help him find one.... But who's going to help Frank find a new life of his own ?

'THE BENEFIT OF TIME'   

An 'Organized Chaos' Production      Written  by Terri-Ann Bumby   

Debbie Green is plain.  Debbie Green is dull.  Her hypnotist is desperate for celebrity.  Can Debbie's colourful 'previous life' reshape her mundane existence. A story with past life regression, royalty, crime, birth, death and filth !!        Don't be a loser .... be a Tudor ! 

" LAST TRAM TO STARR GATE "

Written by Jackie Pilton . Performed by Jacqueline Pilton and Louise Nulty.   

Blackpool 1962. A tram line,  a clippie,  her dreams.... a new drama from old memories...

There's information about Jackie  here  and about Louise  here 

CAFE SOCIETY THEATRE COMPANY PRESENTS TWO 30 MINUTE PLAYS BY DUNCAN BATTMAN

TWEEZERS ... introduces us to an elderly man searching for a pair of tweezers in his potting shed, to remove a thorn from his hand. The shed is his territory in the household of his son and daughter and in it lie secrets best kept hidden     PERFORMED BY MARTIN OLDFIELD

In A WOMAN'S SIN we meet a middle aged woman struggling to get served in an empty bar, having been to her son's wedding.... but is there more to Audrey's story than meets the eye.      PERFORMED BY JANET SLADE

Follow Cafe Society on Twitter here

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'THE WAITING LINE'   A Jelly Belly Theatre Production.     

Written and directed by Anna Baatz .......Performed by Lawrence Ghorrra and Lisa Brookes

"When things are going badly, everything speaks to you "    

A lost young woman and a philosphical hobo on the same weekly train journey.  Both seek meaning. Can they find it in each other or is the outcome already written into history ?  A jocular tale of heartbreak, British Rail and the apocalypse.' 

  " The Waiting Line "  went on to win a City Forever Manchester award and made the shortlist of 3 out of 27 in Northwest Playwrights' Best Original Play Award.                  Find Jelly Belly Theatre on MySpace here

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'OTHER PEOPLE'S SHOES'

 a self effacing comedy written and performed by Dawn Buchanan...... Directed by Louise Nulty

A Tongue in Cheek Theatre Company Production

 Working with children, waiting in cupboards, covering more time periods in the space of a week than Dr Who!  Hazel brings history to life – now she’s beginning to wonder what happened to hers.  At times touching and poignant with flickers of desperation – just like real life!

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'ARCHETYPAL FRENZY'  devised and performed by Olivia Nelson

Karen comes up with a plan to save the evening and discovers there's is more to her than meets the eye.... a complete cast of inner characters:

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Dinner with a Difference Theatre Company Invite you to:  ‘DINE WITH SHAKESPEARE’

A fun and innovative evening of fine food, music ….. and Shakespeare Songs, sonnets, comedy, drama …. and even a limerick or two !!

Performed by the Company while you dine.

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'PIERREPOINT....THE HANGMAN'S TALE'

Written by Peter Harrison    Performed by Cafe Society 

Pierrepoint comes to Smiths between  the Edinburgh Festival 2008 and the Lowry, Salford Quays in Spring 2009

"There's no need to be glum just because there's been an 'angin". With an appealing frankness and moments of dark humour, Martin Oldfield gives a skilled performance as the uncomfortably likeable Albert Pierrepoint with Mark Butt as the condemned prisoner, presenting a stark reminder of the true horror of the situation.          Beautifully written, touching and honest

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' MARGARET RUTHERFORD RECALLED'    

Written and Performed by Jacqueline Pilton

A glimpse into the fascinating, but often dark, world of one of England's best known actors.

For more information about Jackie - and a link to 'Margaret Rutherford Recalled' click here

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'A CHIP IN THE SUGAR'   by Alan Bennet  

Performed by David Milne   ( click here for information )  

and directed by David Salter   ( more info on David here )

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'FULLY COMMITTED'    by Becky Mode  A Cafe Society Production

Performed by Caroline Hickey.... directed by John Cunningham

One reservation clerk, one telephone and 40 VIPs anxious for a table .....

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 " A MOUTHFUL OF SNOW "  written and performed by Julie Calvert 

 a moving, sometimes dark - but often very funny  - one woman show, telling the story of Kate, a retired actress, now terminally ill, looking back on her life and looking forward to getting back to 'Planet Normal'   For more information about Julie and her work ........ click here

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AND........................OUR VERY FIRST VISITING PRODUCTION ...........

'WHAT THE DICKENS'  by Dawn Buchanan

Dickens' women as you've never seen them before.......

Performed by   Tongue in Cheek Theatre Company ( Louise Nulty and Dawn Buchanan )

For more information about Tongue in Cheek ....... click here

 

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